KNEE-DEEP THE GELNESSIT'S A FEELING UNLIKE SOME OTHER. YOU SINK INTO THIS SLICK OCEAN OF GELATINOUS SUBSTANCE. EACH STEP BRINGS A NEW TEXTURE. IS IT INTRIGUING? THE ANSWER IS NEITHER. YOU FIND THAT YOUR BOUNDARIES SHIFT IN THIS STRANGE WORLD.

Embracing the Gelly Knees Tendency You know that feeling when you hit a certain milestone in life and your knees suddenly decide they're made of gummy bears? Yep, it's the notorious Gelly Knees reality. But instead of shying away from this inevitable part of getting up there, let's celebrate it with open arms (or at least, somewhat-reliable kne